Atta Ikede

April 8, 2008


Filed under: Uncategorized — attaikede @ 12:27 pm

I had to switch bus lines to get to a place I was going on Sunday. I boarded the second bus in chinatown. The bus was full, but I managed to squeeze in using the rear doors and had to stand on the steps. To my amazement, several people behind me also rushed in. All I heard was a bunch of yelling in Chinese and before I knew it, somebody had my butt in their hand and was using their grasp to propel me up off the stairs into the main area of the bus! Wow. Butt propulsion. Who knew?

I ended up getting squished in between two dudes who had just finished grocery shopping. One guy had purchased frozen meat. I could feel it through my jeans, resting against my calf. I squirmed around a bit, trying to get away from it, but it was no use.  Eventually I gave up … figured hey, some women pay good money for a hot stone massage. Maybe the next trend will be a cold meat massage and I can feel good that I got one for free.


1 Comment »

  1. ha! “cold meat massage”….i love it! your if-you-can’t-beat-it, might-as-well-say-something-witty-about-it” attitude always makes me laugh.

    phew – i think i’m all caught up on your blog now :)

    Comment by wenderella — April 11, 2008 @ 3:46 am

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